The Poor Blog

How am I supposed to be a professional blogger if i dont even write in it?

New Thoughts:

Create a Blog people will laugh at

Inspire

Go make myself a drink...

Thats all thats on my mind at the momment besides i was 10ft away from Britney Spears last night at her concert, so much Fun!!! Britney was looking like a hot lil mama!!

THE EARLY BIRD SPECIAL

Even though sitting at home after work drinking a few beers by myself watching sex and the city always is nice tonight I had too many thoughts on my mind.... And, my older sissser courtney invited me over to have a few too many pick me up's with her friend megan and my former co worker and love jill, to enjoy a few pick me ups and have a lil slumber party! How come  jill and I ARE THE ONLY ONES UP STILL DRINKING COCKTAILS AND TAKING WAY TOO MANY PICTURES ON PHOTO BOOTH PRETTY FUN THOUGH.

IF U EVER NEED A FRIEND TO TALK TO CALL UP UR LADIES AND ENJOY SOME DRINKS!

Club Dance

This happenin all ages club was filled with kids doing E and some very over dressed trannys...so i guess it was preety exciting my friends boyfriend juaquin was djing so i spent most of my time on the stage dancing my booty off...I had a lil d list convo with Paris Hiltons New BBF Britney....she was preety nice but she kept talking about how she was a veg but really wanted a burger...she also dropped one of Paris' new lines "That's Horny"....She commented after I did on a guys shirt...the guy was like "what?'...and she said its like "That's Hot"...preety funny!

When did we have to come up with lines to make us cooler than we are?

Pictures up soon!! Stay Horny!! hahhaa

yet another saturday night

My friends and I headed out tonight for the typical backyard party with a few forties in hand and we were quite disappointed with the situation. Useally we have a good time shooting the shit with new people and places and dancing to some good tunes. No, this lame saturday night consisted of rude people bad vibes and prince. Well we dont know if that was his real name or if he was from the 9 different places he told us like germany laguna beach georgia and so on....the first five min we were there he threatened to beer a beer on my friends and my head...im sorry but i was not going to let this scrub make it rain....not only that but he refered to us as white girls....why do black guys have to put us in that category? it doesnt make sence because i dont think any other type of people put people in those race categories. quite annoying...so yeah the whole party pretty much sucked the music was horrible and no one was getting down....oh yeah it was also byob but no one brought booze might as well have been at a morman gathering i actually prob would have had a better time....well i guess u snooze u loose....the picture above is what should have been happening....more cocktails to come goodnight!

The First

Dear whoever will read this,

I hope you enjoy my crazy life stories and thoughts. I know I do.

Love, Allexis Farley